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PostSubject: Random Thoughts   Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:47 pm

Extremely burned out by reviewing right now, i have a waiting list of 55 albums and still getting more requests each day. Some big changes are going to have to be made for Doommantia.Com and associated sites to keep going !

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PostSubject: Re: Random Thoughts   Mon Jun 28, 2010 7:42 am

I think if you are board then just quit.
When I get that way I take out a few disc that I love.
Then I listen to music for a week or 2 to remind me why I love it.
I am the kinda guy that finds it hard to listen to a cd all the way through.
I am high anxiety and probaly a bit bipolar.lol
I have ideas through my head all day long.
I go crazy with that stuff.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Thoughts   Mon Jun 28, 2010 1:18 pm

Im not bored by it at all, in fact i enjoy the music more now than ever before. I am just over-worked, if you knew the amount of hours i spend listening to music and writing reviews you would know what i mean. I have no real life outside of music, this is my life and that is not a cliche, its my reality.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Thoughts   Mon Jun 28, 2010 1:20 pm

In the loneliness of winter
When I seek penance for my sins
I call upon my fate for mercy
Oh let the king of diamonds win

When the lords of light are with me
I climb the stairs up to Ungol
When the angel witch she soothes me
I'm her witchfinder general
Yeah

Doom is the soul of metal
Primordial and pure
Doom is the true essence of living
Immortal
My cure

When my heart is filled with sorrow
And I wonder who I am
I put on some ancient Trouble
Some old Vitus
Pentagram

When my soul walks in the darkness
Or life's hopelessness again
Then I find solace
I find comfort
And I learn and understand
Yeah

At the blessed pagan altar
He kneels the reverend bizarre
And he calls me and I follow
Into the doomed world of my heart

There is beauty in the mourning
So much truth and tenderness
Let me celebrate the sabbath so black
The rites of candlemass

There is wisdom in the slowness
In the rhythm is the magic
In the air
And I know I've found salvation
In the music of despair

The Music of Despair - Dawn Of Winter

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PostSubject: Re: Random Thoughts   Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:17 pm

We have been writing more instrumental tunes lately...just wrote a new one, it kick's ass! What do you guys think of instrumental doom tunes....I personally think that there are not enough of them.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Thoughts   Fri Sep 24, 2010 11:11 am

I like them personally but its a difficult thing to pull off successfully in doom metal, the more mid to up tempo Stoner Metal bands can do it easier, bands like Karma To Burn, Atomic Bitchwax has songs tailor made for instrumental interpretations but doom can be tricky as its slow and usually not with that many riffs.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Thoughts   Sun Nov 14, 2010 6:18 pm

Ed wrote:
In the loneliness of winter
When I seek penance for my sins
I call upon my fate for mercy
Oh let the king of diamonds win

When the lords of light are with me
I climb the stairs up to Ungol
When the angel witch she soothes me
I'm her witchfinder general
Yeah

Doom is the soul of metal
Primordial and pure
Doom is the true essence of living
Immortal
My cure

When my heart is filled with sorrow
And I wonder who I am
I put on some ancient Trouble
Some old Vitus
Pentagram

When my soul walks in the darkness
Or life's hopelessness again
Then I find solace
I find comfort
And I learn and understand
Yeah

At the blessed pagan altar
He kneels the reverend bizarre
And he calls me and I follow
Into the doomed world of my heart

There is beauty in the mourning
So much truth and tenderness
Let me celebrate the sabbath so black
The rites of candlemass

There is wisdom in the slowness
In the rhythm is the magic
In the air
And I know I've found salvation
In the music of despair

The Music of Despair - Dawn Of Winter


Hehe, classic.

I did a zine a few years ago: I know your pain. I did a hellish amount of reviews etc. Maybe consider outsourcing and getting some other reviewers? I wouldn't mind helping you out, if you need it, for example?
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PostSubject: Re: Random Thoughts   Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:14 pm

Hey Brother, if you want to come into the zine as a writer full time or just as a guest writer, that would be great. You can do a review, interview or simply a article on doom metal. Do it from any angle you want. I will make sure you get the credit you deserve. You can send to my email at earthdog@doommantia.com. Zines are easy when it is new but once you get popular, people come out of the woodwork and the pressure can be intense. I get CD's daily, sometimes as many as 20 a week and bands and labels do put the pressure on if you don't move fast enough. That is why I put a donate button on the site, it is not me begging for money, simply a way of getting some kind of reward for all the hours spent. Put it this way, I nearly got a divorce from my wife about 6 months ago because of the zine. With my normal day job plus the zine, I am busy about 18 hours out of everyday, it is crazy.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Thoughts   Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:01 pm

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Hey Brother, if you want to come into the zine as a writer full time or just as a guest writer, that would be great. You can do a review, interview or simply a article on doom metal. Do it from any angle you want. I will make sure you get the credit you deserve. You can send to my email at earthdog@doommantia.com. Zines are easy when it is new but once you get popular, people come out of the woodwork and the pressure can be intense. I get CD's daily, sometimes as many as 20 a week and bands and labels do put the pressure on if you don't move fast enough. That is why I put a donate button on the site, it is not me begging for money, simply a way of getting some kind of reward for all the hours spent. Put it this way, I nearly got a divorce from my wife about 6 months ago because of the zine. With my normal day job plus the zine, I am busy about 18 hours out of everyday, it is crazy.


Thats nuts man, here's hoping you are getting some renumeration for your effort! Champion stuff.
I'll get back to you soon on that mate.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Thoughts   Mon Nov 15, 2010 8:15 am

Thanks bro, any help is appreciated.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Thoughts   Fri Dec 17, 2010 9:37 pm

Was offered $400 for my hair the other day. Knocked the woman in question back.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Thoughts   Sun Dec 19, 2010 9:08 am

I would have taken the money if I had any hair still ha ha.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Thoughts   Fri Dec 24, 2010 7:11 am

Ed wrote:
Hey Brother, if you want to come into the zine as a writer full time or just as a guest writer, that would be great. You can do a review, interview or simply a article on doom metal. Do it from any angle you want. I will make sure you get the credit you deserve. You can send to my email at earthdog@doommantia.com. Zines are easy when it is new but once you get popular, people come out of the woodwork and the pressure can be intense. I get CD's daily, sometimes as many as 20 a week and bands and labels do put the pressure on if you don't move fast enough. That is why I put a donate button on the site, it is not me begging for money, simply a way of getting some kind of reward for all the hours spent. Put it this way, I nearly got a divorce from my wife about 6 months ago because of the zine. With my normal day job plus the zine, I am busy about 18 hours out of everyday, it is crazy.


That's crazy man! You must be quite dedicated haha.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Thoughts   Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:49 am

^ Or Insane Ha Ha

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PostSubject: Re: Random Thoughts   Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:43 am

On Friday I discovered that our Netflix account had the new Futurama season up and streaming! Its probably the best thing they've ever done. I've got all the seasons and movies and love them all, but this "rebirth" as its been coined is just a lot better. Apparently they had to cut over half of the former writing staff due to the salaries demanded by the voice "talent" and apparently they cut the losers.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Thoughts   Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:58 am

NTNR wrote:
On Friday I discovered that our Netflix account had the new Futurama season up and streaming! Its probably the best thing they've ever done. I've got all the seasons and movies and love them all, but this "rebirth" as its been coined is just a lot better. Apparently they had to cut over half of the former writing staff due to the salaries demanded by the voice "talent" and apparently they cut the losers.


I have thought about signing up for Netflix many times but I only get maybe a hour a week to watch anything. I haven't even switched on the TV for 3 weeks now.

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PostSubject: Netflix   Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:18 am

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NTNR wrote:
On Friday I discovered that our Netflix account had the new Futurama season up and streaming! Its probably the best thing they've ever done. I've got all the seasons and movies and love them all, but this "rebirth" as its been coined is just a lot better. Apparently they had to cut over half of the former writing staff due to the salaries demanded by the voice "talent" and apparently they cut the losers.


I have thought about signing up for Netflix many times but I only get maybe a hour a week to watch anything. I haven't even switched on the TV for 3 weeks now.


I don't blame you when it comes to TV, I watch very little myself and don't desire to increase that amount with all of the garbage that plays these days. Netflix is great for the movies though, I go through a couple a week so I definitely get my money's worth. I'm still a young guy, so there are tons of movies (just like music) that I've missed out on during the years. I feel like I spend most of my life in an eternal season of catching up.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Thoughts   Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:37 am

Agreed! There are NO commercials and most things are uncensored. Its cheaper than cable and more enjoyable. The best part is the lack of commercials however. All they need to do now is show the latest ATHF, Venture Bros. and 80's TMNT and I'd be in heaven, lol.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Thoughts   Tue Mar 01, 2011 12:06 pm

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Agreed! There are NO commercials and most things are uncensored. Its cheaper than cable and more enjoyable. The best part is the lack of commercials however. All they need to do now is show the latest ATHF, Venture Bros. and 80's TMNT and I'd be in heaven, lol.


Commercials are the number one reason I can't be bothered with Television but it is also so full of shitty shows anyway. Sometimes I will see my wife watching something, I look at it for a minute or two, get instantly bored and have to go and listen to more music. Where will live, we get cable for free so that is not a issue but from what I can tell there is nothing on it worth watching apart from the odd music doco and most of those I buy on DVD anyway.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Thoughts   Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:42 am

I really hate social networking sites. I miss web pages. I've got 4 stupid/generic social networking sites and I have no way of standing out as a result. You have very limited control over what you can do, sell, show, etc... through the aforementioned avenues where as you have complete control over a website.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Thoughts   Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:07 am

NTNR wrote:
I really hate social networking sites. I miss web pages. I've got 4 stupid/generic social networking sites and I have no way of standing out as a result. You have very limited control over what you can do, sell, show, etc... through the aforementioned avenues where as you have complete control over a website.



I agree, Myspace, Facebook and all those are all useless when it comes to trying to get noticed these days. Myspace used to be alright, that is how my blogs got well-known but the site went downhill real fast and now is a ghost town. Having your own site is so much better, you have full control over it. You can monitor who comments etc etc. You can sell stuff. You can block IP's if someone gives you trouble, something I have had to do many times. I do spend a bit of time on Facebook but I don't know why really.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Thoughts   Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:14 am

That's one thing that is funny about Jayke. I asked him if he had an fb account and his response was "F*ck no, I have a life!" lol. I giggle still when that thought crosses my mind. I only have one for our band and it pisses me off to no end that people have issues finding it and that I had to create an account for myself in order to make a band page.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Thoughts   Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:21 am

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That's one thing that is funny about Jayke. I asked him if he had an fb account and his response was "F*ck no, I have a life!" lol. I giggle still when that thought crosses my mind. I only have one for our band and it pisses me off to no end that people have issues finding it and that I had to create an account for myself in order to make a band page.


Yes, having a band page on Facebook or Myspace is kind of essential in one way but in another way, frustrating. Myspace especially is like a black hole that your band page gets sucked into and unless you know the exact URL, people will never find it as their search function is worthless. And Jayke is right to a point, FB is alright for staying in contact with people but apart from that its a huge time waster. These sites ARE NOT band friendly anyway, they are made for individuals.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Thoughts   Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:07 pm

I recently read that the "guitar hero/rockband" franchise has stopped the production of all further games citing low sales of their last two games. This makes me happy because I hate these games. If your going to take the time to learn to play a song PICK UP A FVCKING INSTRUMENT!

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PostSubject: Re: Random Thoughts   Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:45 pm

NTNR wrote:
I recently read that the "guitar hero/rockband" franchise has stopped the production of all further games citing low sales of their last two games. This makes me happy because I hate these games. If your going to take the time to learn to play a song PICK UP A FVCKING INSTRUMENT!


It is pretty sad that young kids only know about guitars from Guitar Hero. I don't know any young kids learning guitar these days, 20 years ago I knew a lot and when I was school everybody was learning something, not anymore.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Thoughts   Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:47 pm

I am thinking about changing the rules for comments on Doommantia. In the last month, I have had to delete more stupid comments than ever before. I don't mind if someone doesn't like a band or disagrees with a review but lately, the comments have been getting insulting or just pointless.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Thoughts   Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:08 pm

Read up on why Saint Vitus is perhaps the most important doom band ever...

http://theobelisk.net/obelisk/2011/03/28/metalliancelivereview/

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PostSubject: Re: Random Thoughts   Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:20 am

Big shipments of CD's arrived this morning.

5 from Solitude Productions
7 from Bad Mood Man
plus 6 other bands.

No wonder I need more writers......
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PostSubject: Re: Random Thoughts   Tue Apr 19, 2011 3:53 pm

I just learned that cows don't have collar bones!! Hooray random facts!

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PostSubject: Re: Random Thoughts   Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:39 pm

In the United States today, there is a pervasive tendency to treat children as adults, and adults as children. The options of children are thus steadily expanded, while those of adults are progressively constricted. The result is unruly children and childish adults. ~Thomas Szasz

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PostSubject: Re: Random Thoughts   Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:37 pm

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In the United States today, there is a pervasive tendency to treat children as adults, and adults as children. The options of children are thus steadily expanded, while those of adults are progressively constricted. The result is unruly children and childish adults. ~Thomas Szasz


Sad but true.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Thoughts   Fri Apr 22, 2011 10:18 pm

Steven Wright Quotes ...

40. I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, “Got any shoes you’re not using?”

39. “Did you sleep well?” “No, I made a couple of mistakes.”

38. I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near the place.

37. I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.

36. What’s another word for Thesaurus?

35. When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I’m leaving.

34. My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I’m good, she’ll give me the other one next year.

33. I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went “Aaaaahhhh…”

32. Smoking cures weight problems…eventually.

31. Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, “what for?”

30. I got a garage door opener. It can’t close. Just open.

29. Droughts are because God didn’t pay his water bill.

28. The sign said “eight items or less”. So I changed my name to Les.

27. I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum.

26. I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart.

25. I know the guy who writes all those bumper stickers. He hates New York.

24. I went to a fancy french restaurant called “Deja Vu.” The headwaiter said, “Don’t I know you?”

23. I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle.

22. When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m six I’ll be ninety.

21. Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn’t happen.

20. Even snakes are afraid of snakes.

19. Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, “So. What did you think?”

18. If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?

17. In my house there’s this light switch that doesn’t do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Madagascar. She said, “Cut it out.”

16. I wrote a few children’s books…not on purpose.

15. I wrote a song, but I can’t read music so I don’t know what it it. Every once in a while I’ll be listening to the radio and I say, “I think I might have written that.”

14. I saw a bank that said “24 Hour Banking”, but I don’t have that much time.

13. I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings… Boy With Pail… Kitten On Fire.

12. I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time”. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

11. I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, “Hey, the sign says you’re open 24 hours.” He said, “Yes, but not in a row.”

10. Today I dialed a wrong number… The other person said, “Hello?” and I said, “Hello, could I speak to Joey?”… They said, “Uh… I don’t think so… he’s only 2 months old.” I said, “I’ll wait.”

9. I installed a skylight in my apartment…The people who live above me are furious!

8. I had to stop driving my car for a while…the tires got dizzy.

7. One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, “Didn’t you see the stop sign?” I said, “Yeah, but I don’t believe everything I read.”

6. I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it’s going to be up all night.

5. I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish.

4. There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.

3. I was born by Caesarian section…but not so you’d notice. It’s just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window.

2. I didn’t get a toy train like the other kids. I got a toy subway instead. You couldn’t see anything, but every now and then you’d hear this rumbling noise go by.

1. When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving. He said it was elevator practice.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Thoughts   Wed May 04, 2011 9:49 am

I am doing my fourth interview today for a French zine, it is real weird being on the other end of a interview instead of doing the questioning lol. At least it spreads the word on Doommantia, just that little bit further.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Thoughts   Wed May 04, 2011 10:01 am

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I am doing my fourth interview today for a French zine, it is real weird being on the other end of a interview instead of doing the questioning lol. At least it spreads the word on Doommantia, just that little bit further.


Nice! Steven Wright rules too, lol

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PostSubject: Re: Random Thoughts   Wed May 04, 2011 10:06 am

I went to a Steven Wright show once, I almost died from laughter. The best comedy gig I have ever seen. The only other one that comes close was Mitch Hedberg but it was kind of sad. He stood there delivering the lines alright but he was constantly shaking and he looked very sick. A month later he died from a drug overdose ( R.I.P).

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PostSubject: Re: Random Thoughts   Wed May 04, 2011 12:18 pm

The only comedian that I've ever seen live was Lisa Lampinelli. She was a riot and she singled my dad out of the crowed and made fun of him. Great night! My dad saw my favorite comedian, Sam Kenison, twice back in the day.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Thoughts   Wed May 04, 2011 12:45 pm

I like seeing comedians but you have to see them in the right venue. I went and saw Billy Connelly once when he was at his peak in a huge arena and we were right up the back. It sucked so much, we were so far away he looked like he was a inch tall and we couldn't hear a word he said. I think it was $60 a seat so it was a major rip-off. Smaller clubs are the only venue that works for comics in my opinion.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Thoughts   Wed May 04, 2011 1:22 pm

Agreed

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PostSubject: Re: Random Thoughts   Thu May 05, 2011 8:21 am

http://templeofperdition.blogspot.com/2011/05/doomantia-interview-with-ed.html

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PostSubject: Re: Random Thoughts   Thu May 05, 2011 9:44 am

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http://templeofperdition.blogspot.com/2011/05/doomantia-interview-with-ed.html


Very cool!!! Do you still have your native accent?

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